03/30/2007 19:49
Threat Signal
Threat signal looking for a guitar player
Canada's modern metallers Threat Signal are looking for a new guitarist to fill out the boots of Marco Bressette. The band's message:
" What We Want?
A solid 6 string guitar god who will drop whatever life he currently has to tour , write, and record with us. Being in Threat Signal must be the single most important thing in your life or please dont apply. Must have professional gear, down pick like a maniac, clean criminal record, between 21 and 30 years of age, and willing to relocate if not local.
How To Try Out ?
First download a package from the band's official website. It contains MP3s, and Guitar Pro files (TABS) of 2 songs. Submit a video of yourself playing the 2 songs Submit a short video of yourself playing your own written material. Links to the videos can be sent to us [mail at the band's website]. If the video needs to be mailed, contact us for info. Also, submit a written short history of yourself as a guitarist.
Only serious guitarists please!! Do not waste our time or I will personally hunt you down and shit in your mouth. Then George will have his way with your sister and Pat will have his way with your mom and she will scream play me like a bass Pat!
Good luck!!
- Jon
Threat Signal"
(source: the official Threat Signal wbsite)